'[The lawyer] just stood there, staring': Dairy farmer gets revenge on big-shot lawyer for parking in his driveway

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    "Don't mess with a dairy farmer... W
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    Don't mess with a dairy farmer. So this didn't happen to me, but the guy is a legend in my mom's hometown and it happened when she was young so around the 80's. My mom is from a really rural area. One store, one lake and a lot of farms. It's also honestly one of the most beautiful places in the world I think. Lots of great places to hike and go swimming and so forth. About half an hour away there's a town. It is the fifth biggest town in my country, but it's not really big. A population at almos
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    This one farmer there was a simple guy. He loved his cows and fishing and that was it. He had a farm right next to the entry to one of the most popular hiking trails. There was parking spaces for hikers about half a kilometer away so sometimes people would try and park on his fields or just somewhere on his property. He would wait for them to come back, tell them to not park there again and that would mostly be the end of it. Until this big shot lawyer for a nearby town showed up. Let's call him
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    D-bag drove his gigantic sports car and parked right by the entrance to the hike trail. It was also right in the middle of the road leading up to farmer's house. A regular car could maybe get past the sports car, but not farmer's tractor. Because of d-bag's car farmer couldn't go fishing that day. Farmer waited for d-bag and told him he could park there. D-bag said that farmer couldn't do anything about it and he could park "WHEREVER I WANT". And he did. For the next year d- bag would park in fa
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    As mentioned before. Farmer was a dairy farmer. And . A lot. What do he had about 70 cows. And cows you do with the ? Well I my country you can sell it so other farmers can use it as manure. Farmer got a big order from a guy a little closer to the town where d-bag lived. Farmer decided it was time to do some shopping and catch up with some friends in the city. So he took his tractor, his trailer and his big order of cow feces to the city. He found d-bag's house (a downside to being a successful
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    not a lot of stuff happening there). Farmer let his tractor and cow feces stand in d-bag's driveway one whole afternoon. When farmer returned d-bag was royally , and the farmer just told him "you park in my driveway. I park in yours". And according to farmer himself d-bag just stood there staring at him while farmer started up his tractor, lost a big dump of feces on the driveway (tractors shake a lot oooops) and drove away. D-bag never parked in farmers driveway again. D-bag did try to take far
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    DifficultLife4evr I'm just curious. What country do you live in? Demolitionlady OP Norway! DifficultLife4evr ... Reply 4 229 Sounds nice there. I would love to live in a place without big cities. ↑ 90 ↓ 290 ... Demolitionlady OP It's great! We have one big city (Oslo) but that's about it G 495 ↓
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    Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt That was nicer than where I thought this was going. Figured he'd dump a load of in the lawyer's convertible. o 154 Demolitionlady OP Well... The cow smell apparently lingered in the city for days and made the d-bag's neighbors hate him. More of a small burn 84 Reply Share 19 Reply Share iiiinthecompute They probably hated him plenty already. Reply Share
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    16 Spandau So what you're saying is that this guy is a.....legend dairy farmer? *rimshot* 214 Reply Share ...
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    AlcoholPrep What a reasoned, gentle response by this dairy farmer. Me, I'd have just moved the guy's sports car with my tractor or front-end loader (which just might have dinged up the car a bit) then driven by with a load of manure and just happened to hit a bump as I was passing the car, bouncing some of that fresh cow all over the car. 46 Reply Share GetOffMyLawn_ I saw that some English farmer did that. 48↓ Reply Share
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    chaosgiantmemes Well, I guess you could say he got *Puts sun glasses on* YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 28 Reply Share Mundane Business468 Shut up and take my 3 on. Reply Share
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    Bonecrusherin MN Love it. Don't mess with the farmer. Here's another one. "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questio
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    I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs... "Your badge! Show him your 19 Reply Share ... BADG

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